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of my arm, then up at the moon again
"No more peeking," I said"The new deal starts
tonightNo more peeking and no more experimentsBut as I've said (and Wireman was
there before me), we fool ourselves so much we
could do it for a living
5 - Wireman
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The first time Wireman and I actually met he
laughed so hard he broke the chair he was sitting
in, and I laughed so hard I almost fainted - did
in fact go into that half-swooning state that's
called "a gray-out That was the last thing I
would have expected a day after finding out that
Tom Riley was having an affair with my ex-wife
(not that my evidence would have stood up in any
court of law), but it was an augury of things to
comeIt wasn't the only time we laughed together
Wireman was many things to me - not least of all
my fate - but most of all, he was my friend
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"So," he said, when I finally reached his table
with the striped umbrella shading it and the empty
chair across from his own"The limping stranger
arriveth, bearing a bread-bag filled with shells
Sit down, limping strangerThat
glass has been waiting for some days now
I put my plastic bag - it was indeed a bread-bag -
on the table and reached across to him
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His hand was short, the fingers blunt, the grip
strongI go by Wireman, mostly
I looked at the beach chair meant for meIt was
the kind with a high back and a low fanny-sling,
like the bucket seat in a Porsche
"Something wrong with that, muchacho?" Wireman
asked, raising an eyebrowHe had a lot of eyebrow
to raise, tufted and half-gray
"Not as long as you don't laugh when I have to get
out of it," I said"Honey, live like you got to live
Chuck Berry, nineteen sixty-nine
I positioned myself beside the empty chair, said a
little prayer, and droppedI leaned left as
always, to spare my bad hip
