~* + And so it shall be + *~

04.05.2006 um 14:58 Uhr

Ein Witz

zwar nicht vom Schneewittchen, aber "bei" Schneewittchen erzählt:

Was ist groß, gelb und kann nicht schwimmen?
- Ein Bau-Kran!

*Schenckelklopfer*

Wir haben uns gestern lauter lustige Witze erzählt, aber meint ihr, mir fällt noch ein weiterer ein, den man hier öffentlich erzählen kann? Weit gefehlt... ;-)

03.05.2006 um 13:11 Uhr

Zitate raten - die erste!

Wer hat in welchem Film folgenden Satz gesagt?

"If you'd care to give him a bash in the chops, sir, don't mind us. We'll hold him down. He must be a great disappointment to you, sir"

Auf deutsch:

"Wenn Sie ihm eins auf die Fresse hauen wollen, nur zu! Wir halten ihn schon fest. Er muss eine große Enttäuschung für sie sein, Sir."

Na? Na? Wer weiß es? Wer weiß es?

Zu gewinnen gibt's diesmal... ähm... eine Handvoll "nichts".

Legt euch ins Zeug und nicht den guten google fragen, der ist doof und riecht sehr streng!

02.05.2006 um 16:28 Uhr

The importance of being "honest" - dank an soulmate (wieder mal *g*)

Ehrlichkeit währt halt doch am längsten... auch wenn es gegen mich verwendet wird - Wayne interessiert's!

Me
[X ] I am 18+
[ ] I am shorter than 5'4.
[ ] I have many scars.
[ ] I tan pretty easily.
[ ] I wish my hair was a different color.
[X] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[x ] I have a tattoo.
[x] I have/I've had braces.
[ ] I've NEVER had braces
[x] I wear glasses.
[x] I have more than 2 piercings.
[x] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
[x] I have freckles.

Family/Home Life
[X] I've sworn at my parents.
[X] my biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[X] I want to have kids someday.
[ ] I've had children.
[ ] I've lost a child.

School/Work
[ ] I'm in school/uni
[x] I have a job.
[X] I've fallen asleep at school/uni
[x] I almost always do my homework.
[X] I've missed a week or more of school.
[ ] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year
[x] I've stolen something from my job
[ ] I've been fired.

Embarrassment
[x] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[X] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[ ] I've glued my hand to something
[X] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
[ ] I've had my pants rip in public

Health
[ ] I was born with a disease/impairment.
[ ] I've gotten stitches/staples/glue
[ ] I've broken a bone
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[x] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[X] I've had chicken pox.

Traveling
[X] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[ ]I've been to Canada.
[ ] I've been to Mexico.
[x] I've been to Italy.
[ ] I've been to Colombia.
[ ] I've Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[x] I've been to Europe.
[ ] I've been to Africa.

Experiences
[x] I've gotten lost in the city.
[X] I've seen a shooting star.
[X] I've wished on a shooting star.
[X] I've seen a meteor shower.
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator
[ ] I've been to a casino
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[ ] I've gone skinny dipping.
[X] I've played spin the bottle.
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[x] I've crashed a car.
[ ] Ive been skiiing.
[X] I've been in a play.
[X] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I've seen the Northern Lights
[X] I've played a prank on someone.
[x] I've ridden in a taxi.
[x] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[x] I've eaten Sushi.
[x] I've been snowboarding.

Honesty/Crime
[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't
[X] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[X] I've snuck out of my house.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[X] I've cheated while playing a game
[x] I've cheated on a test
[ ] I've run a red light.
[ ] I've been suspended from school.
[ ] I've witnessed a crime.
[x] I've been in a fist fight.
[ ] I've been arrested.

Drugs/Alcohol
[x] I've consumed alcohol.
[ ] I regularly drink.
[ ] It's been at least 4 months since your last drink.
[ ] I've passed out from drinking.
[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[x] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[ ] I've eaten mushrooms.
[ ] I've popped E.
[ ] I've inhaled Nitrous.
[ ] I've done hard drugs.
[ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[ ] I can't swallow pills.
[ ] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.
[x] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[x] I have taken anti-depressants.
[ ] I'm anorexic or bulimic.
[x] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[ ] I'm addicted to self harm.
[x] I've woken up crying.

Materialism
[x] I own over 3 rap CDs.
[ ] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[ ] I own something from Hot Topic.
[ ]I own something from Pac Sun.
[ ] I collect comic books
[ ] I own something from The Gap
[X] I own something I got on e-bay

Random
[ ] I cant sing well.
[x] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[X] I open up to others easily.
[ ] I watch the news.
[x] I don't kill bugs.
[ ] I am a morning person.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[x] I twirl my hair
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name
[ ] I am a neat freak
[ ] I love Spam
[ ] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
[x] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
[ ] I've worn pajamas to school.
[ ] I know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] I am guilty for tYpInG lIkE thIs
[X] I laugh at things most people wouldn't find funny.
[ ] I eat fast food weekly.
[ ] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[x] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[x] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[X] I am really ticklish.
[x] I love chocolate milk
[ ] I bite my nails.
[X] I have played video games.
[X] I'm good at remembering faces.
[ ] I'm good at remembering names
[x] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life
[X] All of those are answered honestly