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my right arm as he did so
"No prosthesis? Or do you just leave it off when
you're not among the hoi polloi?"
I had a story I told people about that - nervepain
in the stump - but it was a lie, and I didn't
want to lie to WiremanPartly because he had a
nose attuned to the delicate smell of bullshit,
but mostly because I just didn't want to lie to
him
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"I was measured for one while I was still in the
hospital, of course, and I got the hard sell on it
from just about everyone - especially my physical
therapist and this psychologist friend of mine
They said the quicker I learned to use it, the
quicker I'd be able to get on with my life-"
"Just put the whole thing behind you and go on
dancing-"
"Yes
"Only sometimes putting a thing behind you isn't
so easy to do
"Sometimes it's not even right," Wireman said
"That isn't it, exactly, but it's I trailed
off and seesawed my hand in the air
"Close enough for rock and roll?"
"Yes," I said"Thanks for the cold drink
"Come on back and get another oneI only take the
sun between two and three - an hour a day is
enough for me - but Miss Eastlake either sleeps or
rearranges her china figurines most of the
afternoon, and of course she never misses Oprah,
so I have timeMore than I know what to do with,
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actuallyWho knows? We might find a lot to talk
about
"All right," I saidHe offered
his hand and I shook with him again"You know
what I think? Friendships founded on laughter are
always fortuitous
"Maybe your next job will be writing the fortunes
in Chinese cookies," I said
"There could be worse jobs, muchacho
iv
Walking back, my thoughts turned to Miss Eastlake,
an old lady in big blue sneakers and a wide straw
hat who just happened to own (sort of) her own
Florida KeyNot the Bride of the Godfather after
all, but Daughter of the Land Baron and,
apparently, Patroness of the ArtsMy mind had
done another of those weird slip-slides and I
couldn't remember her father's name (something
simple, only one syllable), but I remembered the
basic situation as Wireman had outlined itI'd
never heard of anything similar, and when you
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build for a living, you see all sorts of strange
property arrangementsI thought it was actually
rather ingenious
