Anleitung zum Entlieben

20.09.2005 um 00:33 Uhr

... And some not so

von: Lapared

Hier ein Auszug aus dem Originaldrehbuch von "SOME LIKE IT HOT". Natürlich ist dieses wunderbare Drehbuch nicht von mir sondern von Billy Wilder und I.A.L. Diamond. Aber wenn es von mir wäre, würde ich die letzte Szene (Szene 95, s.u.) fraglos Dick widmen. Weil er genauso unerschütterlich liebt wie Osgood - sprich, Milliardär Osgood Fielding III, verkörpert von Joe E. Brown, der sich in den Kopf gesetzt hat, ausgerechnet Jack Lemmon, alias Jerry, alias Hotelband-Musikerin Daphne, zu seiner Angetrauten zu machen.
Aber bei aller Aufgeschlossenheit... manche Dinge hauen nun mal einfach nicht hin.

(...)

95. EXT. MOTORBOAT - NIGHT.

(...)

OSGOOD
I called Mama - she was so happy she
cried - she wants you to have her
wedding gown - it's white lace.

JERRY
(steeling himself)
Osgood - I can't get married in your
mother's dress. She and I - we' not
built the same way.

OSGOOD
We can have it altered.

JERRY
(firmly)
Oh, no you don't! Look, Osgood - I'm
going to level with you. We can't get
married at all.

OSGOOD
Why not?

JERRY
Well, to begin with, I'm not
a natural blonde.

OSGOOD
(tolerantly)
It doesn't matter.

JERRY
And I smoke. I smoke all the time.

OSGOOD
I don't care.

JERRY
And I have a terrible past. For three
years now, I've been living with a
saxophone player.

OSGOOD
I forgive you.

JERRY
(with growing desperation)
And I can never have children.

OSGOOD
We'll adopt some.

JERRY
But you don't understand!
(he rips off his wig;
in a male voice)
I'm a MAN!

OSGOOD
(oblivious)
Well - nobody's perfect.

Jerry looks at Osgood, who is grinning from ear to ear, claps his hand to his forehead. How is he going to get himself out of this?

But that's another story - and we're not quite sure the public is ready for it.

FADE OUT

THE END

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  1. zitierenSchnubbyline schreibt am 25.09.2005 um 14:34 Uhr:hey, den Film hab ich auch gesehn... super lustig!^^

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